Hear Clear Michigan presents
The house lights dim.
The Listening Lounge opens.
One velvet-draped evening. A handful of specialists who talk like humans. A room full of families leaning in — not a single stuffy pamphlet in sight. And a gold ticket that costs less than the parking meter outside.
Seven dollars. One seat. One standing ovation for your hearing.
$7 per person · No refunds · Share the link, every guest buys their own seat.
The Room
Not a webinar. A room you walk into.
Dim lights. Specialists who actually like people. Families leaning in over stories instead of scrolling. Somewhere in the wings, Jack's grinning ghost is spotting the whole thing — bigger than life, slightly impossible, exactly the way he liked it.
And you're not walking into an empty gym. Five hundred people are already inside LaLanne Legacy, the community that powers this room. When the doors open, the chairs are warm.
Who this is for
Two doors. One room. You and the person you love.
For you
You're 40 or so. The TV started creeping louder. Names at the table started blurring. You're curious, a little proud, and tired of being sold a $4,000 device before anyone sat down with you.
You pay $7. You take a seat.
For someone you love
You became the researcher. The one Googling at 11 p.m. for a parent, a spouse, a friend who keeps asking "what?" at dinner. You want clarity and kindness — not a brochure and a commission.
They pay $7. You take a seat beside them.
Both are welcome. Both pay $7. No household tickets — every human buys their own seat.
The playbill
What seven dollars buys.
Less than a fancy coffee. More than a webinar. Here's the whole bill of fare.
The main event
The Jack LaLanne Talks
Title Bout
Every paid seat is a ticket to the game. One seat, one entry. No household tickets, no stacking the deck.
One full year of Jack LaLanne Talks
The modern coach, the classic episodes, and the voice of Jack himself — for twelve whole months.
One full year of Writer's Verse
Mark's coaching at author.writersverse.com — the co-author and writers' coach, for a full year.
Choose your door
Two doors. Only two. No third door.
I want the room. The velvet, the stories, the game, the 90 days of both apps. I'll bring whoever I love — they'll buy their own seat.
I want a private conversation with a hearing specialist. One on one. Free. Before the room, after the room, or instead of the room.
Free. No device required. No obligation.
Tonight's cast
The faces at the door.
Hosts, not hard-sells. Every specialist here will point you back to the same two doors — so the list stays one list.
Garrett
Lead Hearing Host
Talks about hearing like a sport he loves — never like a brochure. Runs the room with a grin and a real answer.
Jaclyn
Family Hearing Specialist
The one who sits with the daughter doing the research at 11 p.m. Speaks to the spouse, the parent, and the person in the chair.
The Hear Clear Cast
Specialists across Michigan
35 rooms of trained specialists statewide. Every face here is a host — not a hard sell. You leave with clarity, not a cart.
Objections, as theater
The questions from the cheap seats.
Nope. It's a gold ticket at a ridiculous price on purpose. Seven dollars reserves one seat, one game entry, and 90 days of two full apps. The extravagant promise is the joke. The small price is the close. No upsell hidden inside the room.
Please do — but every human who walks through the door pays their own $7. Share the link far and wide; each person buys their own seat. One payment equals one seat equals one game entry. No household tickets, no two-for-ones.
Then take the second door. The private consultation with a hearing specialist is free, always, and it stands alone — before, after, or instead of the room. Many people do both.
No. None at all. We say it with charm, not apology: no refunds, only encores. The room costs less than a fancy coffee, and the 90 days of access begin the moment you walk in.
Absolutely not. You can own hearing aids, want hearing aids, or never want to own a thing in your life. The Lounge is for insight and stories first. Devices are a private conversation, not the door cover.
A coaching experience at jacklalanne.co — a modern coach plus the classic episodes and the voice of Jack himself, the godfather of fitness who never stopped showing off what a body could do. The game's grand prize is one full year of it.
A writing and coaching experience from Mark at author.writersverse.com — the co-author and writers' coach. The runner-up prize is one full year. Every player also gets a 90-day demo so you can taste both worlds.
The paid GoHighLevel community already running at $15 with 500+ participants. Your $7 ticket grants access to the Legacy community and the courses already inside it — so when the Lounge opens, you never walk into an empty gym.
One evening. Seven dollars.
No refunds — only encores.
Ninety days of Jack LaLanne Talks and Writer's Verse for everyone who walks in. A title bout for the grand prizes. And a free consultation waiting at the second door, whenever you're ready.